getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies
i just want to eat so much food but i dont want to put on weight
u feel me?
Me: Extra fries
the fact that nobody likes me kinda hurts my heart sometimes
last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did
mum: what friend? what's their name? what's their address? home phone number? what school do they go to? parent's names? are they religious? do they have any pets? what did they have for dinner last wednesday? what laundry powder do they use?
maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 of it and shoved it into your personality