thecatalyst-toyourdemise:

IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

groundchele:

one day I’m going to ask a celebrity for a pic and they’re going to be like sure and them I’ll hand them a camera and pose with a stranger

airrogance:

how do people cheat i cant even find one person to kiss me let alone two

pizzaforpresident:

The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling in the driveway and realizes they forgot to empty the dishwasher.